10 New Years Resolutions for your Dog

#10  I will tolerate those homemade bandannas more.

#9  I'll bark at the mailman less.

#8  I'll do better "holding it" until morning.

#7  I'll introduce myself in more appropriate ways.

#6  I won't steal food as much.

#5  I won't bite the vet anymore. (we think this should be number one)

#4  I'll stay out of the cat's litter box.

#3  I will recognize the difference between furniture and fire hydrants.

#2  I will beg less.

And #1  I will eat less and exercise more.